apparently i’m not enthusiastic enough about satan for google
Rogue with bow: Can I shoot him now?
DM: No, he’s gotta give his villain speech first!
Hi folks! CorruptionPoints here, with another real deal no jokes prep tip.
It is important to not only feed the mind, but to also feed the body when establishing prep for a session. For example, I have a simple concoction that always gets me in the mood for prep, which I would love to share with you all.
I call it “The Miracle Elixir”. Check it out under the break!
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]
if your boyfriend pauses call of duty to text you back, dump him because he plays shitty games
I DID meet a fake geek girl once. Turned out she was in fact an assortment of squirrels in a trenchcoat.
Those squirrels sure did know a lot about Batman, though.
And Tyrion’s just like “Respect.”
If anyone can appreciate the value of a well delivered backhanded compliment, it’s Tyrion.
Look who escaped out of her tank today….or last night….
She was hiding in my bathroom closet…this is about 5’ off the ground….
I’m guessing she knocked out one of her perches and snuck out that way….
Stepdad found her…and he’s terrified of snakes. Oops!!
I’m just glad she’s safe!
I’m out buying supplies to better contain her.
This is adorable.
"Excuse me. This is my shelf now. Anything you would like to place here must be approved by Management."